Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0
– 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I
don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like
it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites,
I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I
love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s
considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a
5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I
listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of
tha song while I’m listening to it.
© 2010 CD Review (Review #700)
reviewed on 12.19.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or
affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone
else’s words!
Source (Where I Got Tha CD
From): http://www.datpiff.com/DJ_Sexy_Lex_Wochee_Twitter_After_Dark.m143502.html
01.
“Intro” Feat. DJ Sexy Lex
Time
ta celebrate #700!! >>> I’m not too crazy about networking names as CD
titles but who knows what this’ll sound like… Kinda gay; should I even be
bothered wit this? I didn’t get tha chance to skip dis but I’ll give it a bad
result. My Rating: 1.0
02.
“Eat It While U Drive” Feat. A-One, Doe-Doe & DJ B-Real
Interestin’
collaboration; betta not be gay! >>> Oh wait, heard this before. DJ
B-Real not credited for tha hook on tha back cover… Tha beat has a HOT start!
LOL @ tha hook start; luvin’ this explicitness for a “pussy” song! LOL, Doe-Doe
wit his character on tha 1st verse, followin’ where tha hook left
off! Nice job wit holdin’ tha whole verse! Here you come on tha 2nd
verse instead of A-One, wit an okay verse. I rather hear what Wissel had ta
offer; he has better shit ta offer. I guess you inserted your verse to make
Wissel officially have tha now-3rd verse! LOL, gotta luv how Wissel
comes through on tha 2nd verse! :rofl Just dat name/how it sounds
(“Wissel”), there’s character hidden in it and he’s doin’ his thang wit tha
verse, too! Even “dreads” action, too, lol! Gotta luv all this!! GR8 beat
ending, too! My Rating: 4.3 (slight deduction ‘cause just tha original
version was better, sorry)
03.
“He Gon Kno”
>>>
Should’ve had anotha song like “Eat It While U Drive”; dat had much betta
soundin’ than what this sounds like… Beat iz weak and I may not like tha Pop
perspective. However, tha content in some of tha lyrics sound good. Tha hook
sounds gay; bad once again. When I hear shit like this, it’s only like to sound
cool or somethin’, smh. What a HORRIBLE
ending! :td My Rating: 1.4
04.
“Late Night Creep” Feat. Lady Kym
I
assume I neva heard some of these songs. >>> I guess this whole CD
won’t be for me. I rather hear X-rated sex wit gutta-ass beats than these
poor-produced, Pop-soundin’ beats. This iz better than tha last song, at least.
Lady Kym sounds a lil’ betta than before. Good thing most of these songs are
short… My Rating: 3.1
05.
“Can’t Believe It” Feat. Jazflow & Raskal
Spelled
“believe” as “beleive” on tha back
cover, smh. >>> SMH. Not even bein’ bothered wit this jacked beat and song!! My Rating: 1.0
06.
Phone Sex Skit
>>>
Could’ve turned up tha volume a lil’
‘cause it’s kinda low. I guess tha next song’ll determine if this iz good or
not… My Rating: N/A
07.
“Get It On”
Betta
not fuck up tha oldie! >>> ROFL, you “luv how [she masterbates],”
ROFL! :rofl See, now I like tha
X-rated shit goin’ on here! I dunno how good this iz for Marvin and them but it
sounds pretty good on this beat. My
Rating: 3.8
08.
“Kissin’ You” Feat. Jru Starz
I
don’t think I’ll like dis. >>> Not like “Get It On” and sounds kinda
Poppy again. I don’t feel like sittin’ here fa anotha two minutes; ugh!! Where’s
tha TLC rhythms or somethin’ like Sade? Fuck this Auto-Tune-type shit! :td My Rating: 1.8
½time: Damn, only a 2.3-rated
CD? Why?
09.
“I Just Wanna Taste U”
Looks
like a good title… >>> Hope you don’t fuck up tha “I Need Love” beat.
Tha way you rap tha hook sounds like someone else? Feelin’ tha content once
again; you got a plus here. ROFL @ “make her cum a lot—a lot like buku;”
funny-ass shit!!! :rofl My Rating: 4.2
10.
“Zoom Zoom”
Looks
like Wreckx-N-Effect; let’s see what’s up. >>> For a long length, I
hope I can handle it; at least it’s M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” beat. Just sounds
plain… I’m slowly hearin’ tha X-rated shit so hopefully, we can keep dis shit
up. You combined tha Wreckx-N-Effect hook wit tha rhythm of “Paper Planes” on
tha hook. Too bad tha hook was tha outro part of tha beat and not tha actual
chorus… Damn, I’m not dealin’ wit a 2:31 outro! I’m starvin’ and I’m puttin’ up
wit dis, smh. My Rating: 3.5
11.
“Get’n Me” Feat. Damar Jackson
When
I see features on this CD, I kinda get afraid. >>> Wow, had to have
Drake’s vocals in tha beginning; how gay, even wit tha beat, too! How pathetic:
sounds like a 0% original hook and flow, smh. Sounds distracting; can’t get
into this. That hook’s, just, so gay wit what’s goin’ on!! Tha only thing fine
iz tha ending of tha hook wit tha “rubber” part. My Rating: 1.5
12.
“Guh U Kno U Fine (Cheemix)”
>>>
Sounds gay; beat’s boring, too. It’s not that bad when it gets to tha hook but
damn, could’ve done somethin’ wit dis beat? SMH, did you say (in tha beginning
of tha 2nd verse), “watch her do tha Franky,” smh? Ugh… My Rating: 2.7
13.
“Fuck Buddy”
I
know where this jacked beat’s goin’. I bet I gon skip dis, knowin’ tha original
hook! >>> Even gayer: “Dougie”, smh. I hope I get ta skip ‘cause I
don’t wanna sit here for over four minutes! Tha hook sounds really gay ‘til you
say, “fuck buddy;” that just makes it not gay but ½ gay wit how it sounds on
tha vocals. I don’t get why people use this gay-ass beat, still; why?!? Ooh,
some Sade on Music Choice: Throwback Jamz right now; think I finna hear some real music for tha ladies! My Rating: 1.3
14.
“Gimme Dat Nutt” Feat. Jazflow
First
off, there’s no extra “I” in “gimme”. Second, you want a “nutt”; WTF?!? >>> Sounds like a song I heard once
before. Yup, one of your older songs when it was spelled correctly! Sounds like a good beat; DEFINITELY like tha
Southern vibe on it. Wait a second… iz this tha dude dat produced “My Dougie”?
If so, good collaboration although that beat iz so dead now! What a “nutty”
hook, lol. Sounds like you DEFINITELY inta havin’ a female wit you at ALL times
here. You didn’t say, “say,” in tha hook when tha title came so it might be
really stereotyped as gay. Tha 1st verse sounds good fa what it iz
on this beat; tha flow iz catchy! Damn, how long did it take fa tha whole verse
ta finish? What was dat, like, 32 bars or somethin’, lol? Lots of “humpin’” on
tha 2nd verse here like bunnies, lol! This iz funny here and there
wit tha “humpin’” and tha “nuttin’,” lol!! LOL also @ tha “kickstand dick;”
LMAO!! Even tha endin’ iz in luv wit “nuttin’,” lol. No more feedback on this;
I think this was good enough, lol. My
Rating: 4.3
15.
“Do It Wit Da Lights On” Feat. Ceddy B
Damn,
I thought that was my boy Ceddybu on
tha feature; oh well… >>> Beginning sounds hella gay but tha beat
ain’t too bad. Not too bad on tha verse but tha hook sounds gay wit those
horrible vocals! Tha 2nd verse sounds a lil’ catchy but nothin’
special. My Rating: 1.2
16.
“Pop Dat Pussy” Feat. Lil’ Click & Jarvis Jacob
ROFL,
missin’ from tha back cover? I wonder why… >>> Tha first few seconds of whateva beat that was
sounded pretty good ‘til it turned into this Pop/Wayne shit. Hate that this iz
over four minutes long! My Rating: 1.6
17.
Outro (DJ Sexy Lex)
>>>
Too bad I was disappointed. My Rating:
N/A
Overall: Could’ve been much betta.
There are GR8 Baton Rouge producers instead of all this Pop shit on tha beats!
Rankings:
15. “Can’t Believe It” Feat. Jazflow &
Raskal 1.0
14. “Intro” Feat. DJ Sexy Lex 1.0
13. “Do It Wit Da Lights On” Feat. Ceddy B
1.2
12. “Fuck Buddy” 1.3
11. “He Gon Kno” 1.4
10. “Get’n Me” Feat. Damar Jackson 1.5
09. “Pop Dat Pussy” Feat. Lil’ Click &
Jarvis Jacob 1.6
08. “Kissin’ You” Feat. Jru Starz 1.8
07. “Guh U Kno U Fine (Cheemix)” 2.7
06. “Late Night Creep” Feat. Lady Kym 3.1
05. “Zoom Zoom” 3.5
04. “Get It On” 3.8
03. “I Just Wanna Taste U” 4.2
02. “Gimme Dat Nutt” Feat. Jazflow 4.3
01. “Eat It While U Drive” Feat. A-One, Doe-Doe
& DJ B-Real 4.3
Average CD Rating Review:
Total
Score: 36.7
Total
Songs: / 15
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Average CD Rating: 2.4
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