Review #761: Lil' Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta "Tha Dizastapiece Vol. 2"

Reviewed on 12.26.2010 (Review #761)




Here goes my 6th review of tha day: Lil’ Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta “Tha Dizastapiece Vol. 2”; where’s Vol. 1? Also, your CDs are not loadin’ on your page. I even wanted ta get Vol. 3, but I guess I can’t? Good lookin’ on hittin’ me up on MySpace, too, a while back! Start Time: 7:07 PM | End Time: 8:01 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #761) reviewed on 12.26.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/Str8_Jacket_Ent_Lil_Chrissa_Dizasta_Tha_Dizasta.m39819.html


01. “Say Something (Intro)”
>>> What? 5:41 on tha length? Why this beat… I like what you spittin’ as well as your flow! Tha “blank” part was definitely nice; good thinkin’! Catchy rhymes in tha 2nd verse, too. Hearin’ tha 3rd verse and it’s definitely consistent once again! Even though I was annoyed wit tha beat, I think it sounds good now dat you’re provin’ buku points! Nice “pass tha weed … I’m higher than a dragon…” part; you know what it iz! Tha 4th verse has it on lock wit tha “insect” part; keep it goin’, keep it goin’! Ooh, acapella toward tha 4:00 mark; good shit!! I like how it ended wit “bruh;” you know what it iz… Now, an “intro” on tha outro of dis, lol. Tha volume’s kinda low wit tha talkin’ toward tha last, like, 30-45 seconds… My Rating: 4.5


02. “The Exorcism Of Phillip Lewis”
What a catchy title… >>> Yea, dis sounds pretty tight in tha beginning! Good shit in tha 1st verse; very consistent wit this spooky-soundin’ beat!! Nice job on dis whole entire verse! “Sit back, relax, and roll a swisha! … Nobody fuckin’ wit Chrissa!” My Rating: 4.4


03. “Keep Dat Camera On Me”
Most definitely! >>> Damn, I thought tha beat tag was Rich On Da Track but it’s someone else. I dunno if this sounds like a Louisiana song; kinda sounds borderline… I like how you comin’ through on tha 1st verse. Not tryna stereotype you as Pop or anything but you sound like you can be tha next Wayne? You’re pretty consistent wit it; I enjoy what you got goin’ on wit these jointz! Ooh, tha beat sounds hotter on tha 2nd hook! Well, I don’t have tha best interest fa tha 2nd verse fa some reason. I can take some borderline but it sounds too mainstream at times… ROFL @ tha “who tha fuck iz Charlie? Dat’s all I wanna know;” how random, especially dis beat. Tha rest ain’t too bad—whateva’s left. Hope I get shouted out in tha future… My Rating: 3.8


04. “Late Night Creep” Feat. Karl Teezie
Because of DatPiff, tha featured artist iz cut-off. Luckily, they’re not cut off on tha filename. >>> A lil’ faster on tha beat here… Kinda borderline and almost sounds like “What You Got” from Colby O’Donis & Akon. Even though I’m inta fastness, this iz a lil’ borderline fa me but ‘preciate you doin’ ya thang, still. My Rating: 3.6


05. “I’m So High (Remix)” Feat. Brianna Janea
I dunno if tha featured artist’s name iz cut off on tha filename; I’ll just put what I see. >>> Sounds pretty good; didn’t expect it ta be a female so quick. Tha hook’s a lil’ on a remake sound here. Sounds like it’s her song featurin’ you, since you’re claimin’ it’s a remix and are on tha 2nd verse. You sound pretty good here; not much ta say but good job. Kinda long on tha endin’? Don’t be afraid ta shorten things… My Rating: 3.7


06. “Heartless” Feat. Ace Hood
What’s up wit tha jacked (looks like it) feature? >>> SMH… WTF @ almost five minutes long? Damn, I ain’t sittin’ here dat long; just gettin’ a sample! This iz Poppy but not tha worst… My Rating: 2.5


07. “When I’m In The Club” Feat. Tommy G
>>> This, too. Even though you’re on tha “jiggaz” tip, you really gotta add dat gay-ass A-Tune in it? HEAVY deduction but we’ll see what happens… Good content, this time, but dat heavy deduction gon hurt. My Rating: 2.7


08. “Love On Lock” Feat. Lil’ Doom, Yung Star & Yung Taz
Good thing nothin’s cut off on tha filenames. >>> I give up… *Skips* My Rating: 1.0


09. “Introduction Of The Dizasta”
LOL, #9 iz an “intro”? >>> At least we’re back ta normal wit tha hot-soundin’ Wu-Tangish beat and pretty-good rappin’ from you. My Rating: 3.9


10. “Spectacular Yes”
>>> Sounds pretty good although tha 4:36 length kinda scared me. Good shit here on this beat. Tha 2nd verse’s soundin’ pretty tight; very consistent here! Even tha 3rd verse: nice and fast here! My Rating: 4.1


11. “Work Out On” Feat. Lil’ Doom
>>> Funny-kinda music here, lol. Sounds decent here; nothin’ ta complain about. SMH, I just skipped tha 2nd verse; COMPLETELY ruined it!!!!! My Rating: 2.2


½time: This CD has ups and downs. Tha beginning was real nice but some of this shit’s gettin’ bad (wit tha Auto-Tune). You’re sittin’ at a 3.3-rated CD, at tha moment.


12. “I Be In The Club”
>>> ROFL @ tha short snippet! Not too bad… My Rating: 3.6


13. Fansign Skit
>>> LOL @ all dis shortness. Not sure what I should say, lol. My Rating: N/A


14. “MySpace Crush”
Yawn… >>> Not really for me, basically ‘cause you wouldn’t be like dis anymore (since “MySpace” pretty much died). ROFL @ how you say, “hit me up wit a comment;” so fast, lol! My Rating: 2.6


15. “Virtual (Freestyle)”
>>> Good but kinda boring for somethin’ 3:50 on tha length… My Rating: 3.3


16. “The Way She Move” Feat. TY$
LOL, bonuses this early? >>> ROFL, here comes some fast Vybe shit, lol… Definitely A+ for tha ladies and decent/not bad fa me. My Rating: 3.8


17. “It’s Ova Wit” Feat. Plies, E-Bay & D
Looks gay? >>> Oh, just ‘cause Plies’s on tha hook (as a sample) dat he’s on tha feature? He fake; ain’t dat a lil’ embarassin’… What happened at 0:36.5? Just jumped inta tha 1st verse? Somewhat-gangsta here, somewhat-aight, too. My Rating: 3.6


18. “I Gotcho Girl (Remix)” Feat. Lil’ Doom
>>> Uh no, B.O.B. beat; this could go random… LOL @ tha “cho” instead of tha typical “cha” in tha title. I dunno ‘bout dis…; wanna know tha real truth on Lil’ Doom’s part… Yea, made sure I heard him; completely ruined it again!! Why he soundin’ like an asshole? I thought I would anticipate him ‘cause I knew him before? My Rating: 1.4


19. “I Will” Feat. Reegz
>>> Random-mixed hook, lol? Sounds like a clean version? What iz this (in a good way), lol? “PlayStations”? Dumb shit! You sound like you’re blendin’ in good wit dis Reegz dude. “No rubber on, I’m still in dis bitch;” nice line! My Rating: 3.9


20. Outro, Promos, Shoutouts
>>> Almost three minutes? Not bad… That “single out”’s gross; why A-Tune ta define songs these dayz? Talk about a perfect way ta kill tha Urban community when it comes ta music! LOL @ tha “piss/shit” shit, lol… My Rating: N/A


21. “Stupid”
>>> Why a Rock beat? Oh, Sarah McLachlan; I thought we were on some Baton Rouge-type shit, lol! Very interestin’, especially wit tha shit you’re spittin’! Nice resurrection ta this CD! Shit, why you gotta ruin it wit tha gay A-Tune in tha 2nd hook? Don’t try ta blend 2004 wit today’s watered-down bullshit! LOL, no 2nd verse? Just an outro…? My Rating: 4.0


22. “Money In Ma Pockets (Freestyle)”
>>> ROFL, what a change from Sarah! Now, it’s tha Mouse-produced Lil’ Cali song, “In My Pocket”, lol; dumb shit!! LOL, anotha outro on tha end; a lil’ too much of dis? Anotha gay A-Tune part? Sounds like you’re catchin’ an erection just ta try it out or somethin’, smh! My Rating: 3.9


Overall: I thought this was pretty good… well, about ½ of it.


Rankings:

20. “Love On Lock” Feat. Lil’ Doom, Yung Star & Yung Taz 1.0
19. “I Gotcho Girl (Remix)” Feat. Lil’ Doom 1.4
18. “Work Out On” Feat. Lil’ Doom 2.2
17. “Heartless” Feat. Ace Hood 2.5
16. “MySpace Crush” 2.6
15. “When I’m In The Club” Feat. Tommy G 2.7
14. “Virtual (Freestyle)” 3.3
13. “I Be In The Club” 3.6
12. “Late Night Creep” Feat. Karl Teezie 3.6
11. “It’s Ova Wit” Feat. Plies, E-Bay & D 3.6
10. “I’m So High (Remix)” Feat. Brianna Janea 3.7
09. “The Way She Move” Feat. TY$ 3.8
08. “Keep Dat Camera On Me” 3.8
07. “I Will” Feat. Reegz 3.9
06. “Money In Ma Pockets (Freestyle)” 3.9
05. “Introduction Of The Dizasta” 3.9
04. “Stupid” 4.0
03. “Spectacular Yes” 4.1
02. “The Exorcism Of Phillip Lewis” 4.4
01. “Say Something (Intro)” 4.5


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 66.5
Total Songs: / 20
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Average CD Rating: 3.3