Review #764: Lil' Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta "@lilchrissa: The Mixtape"

Reviewed on 12.26.2010 (Review #764)




My final review of tha night, which iz my 9th one: Lil’ Chrissa a.k.a. Dizasta “@lilchrissa: The Mixtape”, tweetin’ style, lol. Start Time: 11:04 PM | End Time: 11:53 PM


Quick Note: I rate each song from 1.0 – 5.0; each rating iz my own opinion!! I only please myself wit my ratings!! I don’t care how lyrical you are! As long as it’s jammin’ enough for me to like it! I look for beats, then vocals, and then lyrics. To determine my favorites, I will differ tha 4.0 ratings. If a song gets at least a 4.0 rating from me, I love it already. If at least a 4.6 rating, I pretty much REALLY LOVE it as it’s considered “mindblowin’” when I hear it. Any song can earn up to a maximum of a 5.0 rating. Anything I type before “ >>> ” iz what I’m sayin’ before I listen to tha song. Anything after I type “ >>> ” iz what I think of tha song while I’m listening to it.

© 2010 CD Review (Review #764) reviewed on 12.26.2010 by FrankieThaLuckyDog. Other than tha main artist or affiliated people with tha main artist, this review iz to not be used in anyone else’s words!

Source (Where I Got Tha CD From): http://www.datpiff.com/Lil_Chrissa_lilchrissa_The_Mixtape.m98839.html


01. “iSpend” Feat. Lil’ Doom, R Steezy & Mr. CG
Tha “i—” looks kinda scary as far as anticipation; what’ll this sound like? >>> Thought I’d be scared wit tha beginning but tha hook sounds kinda catchy. I’d, just, avoid tha Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em-type of music. Did it say, “Lil’ Ken on tha track,” as tha beat tag? Why do I keep hearin’ tha beat tag, no homo? Tha 2nd verse ain’t too bad; good contributions… I dunno about dis 3rd verse; a lil’ scary fa me. Tha lyrics are absolutely not tha kind I would even come close ta luvin’! Okay, tha 2nd ½ of tha 3rd verse of it ain’t too bad, luckily. My Rating: 3.7


02. “Freak Wit You”
Just a snippet? >>> Could’ve sworn I heard someone on dis beat once before. If so, I dunno why this would be special enough fa just a “snippet”. Not too bad here… My Rating: 2.8


03. “Lay Wit You” Feat. Lil’ Doom
Heard tha remix; this iz prolly just as bad. >>> Actually, I checked and there’s no Auto-Tune in this version, luckily. Maybe this’ll go over in a decent level? Tha 1st verse izn’t anything bad but it’s nothin’ I’d fall in luv with. My Rating: 2.6


04. “Mo Money” Feat. Draino Corleone & Young Horhey
Cool… Sounds pretty catchy, finally. Chrissa, you sound betta than what I heard earlier on “Three-Headed Dragon”. Even though this content iz far from my obsessive interests, I give credit fa this bein’ betta than tha shit I’ve heard on dis CD! Tha 2nd verse ain’t too bad… I dunno about dis 3rd verse; sounds like J Futuristic, ugh… My Current Rating: 3.2


05. “Fed Up”
>>> Sounds like you ready fa some action. For a short length, izn’t this kinda long fa an intro? I like tha repetitiveness in tha rappin’ as well as tha quickness. My Rating: 3.8


06. “Girlfriend For Tonight” Feat. Lil’ Doom & Duff Duff
LOL @ tha same collabs… >>> Not tha kinda hook I’d really like, like. Tha 1st verse sounds like you could make a good mainstream-soundin’ song. If so, dat means tha undaground sound iz a lil’ destroyed… But, good job wit all y’all keepin’ this joint jammin’… Why tha somewhat-gay endin’ toward tha outro? Don’t ruin it… My Rating: 2.7


07. “Rubbin’ On My Head” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track
Where were you on tha song? Or, did you just take tha beat and do somethin’ wit it? >>> Oh, it’s really short; I’ll only grade your part. Pretty catchy wit what you got as far as tha rhymes; good shit. My Rating: 3.8


08. “No Competition” Feat. Souljah Jay
>>> This sounds pretty good… I like tha shit you spittin’ in tha 1st verse; good battlin’ lyrics, lol. Tha 2nd verse’s soundin’ good wit tha “dog”-type lyrics, lol. “I got cake like Oprah;” confirm, please? My Rating: 3.6


09. “Outer Space Flow” Feat. R Steezy
>>> Tha beat’s pretty interestin’ fa you ta be rappin’ on. Nice job wit tha 1st verse; how will tha 2nd verse go? Good shit here… My Rating: 3.5


10. “Work”
>>> Sounds catchy… I dunno what ta say, lol. This iz aight fa what it iz… My Rating: 3.4


11. “On My Way” Feat. Lil’ Doom
>>> So many of these songs sound and look familiar… This iz not tha best but it ain’t tha worst, either. Not that bad on tha verses… My Rating: 2.4


½time: Well, you’re at 3.2 for tha CD rating; not too bad…


12. “Haterz Gettin’ Mad” Feat. R Steezy & Lil’ Doom
>>> Could’ve sworn I heard someone on dis beat once before. Sounds like you’re holdin’ dis down; good track… My Rating: 3.7


13. “Hood Nicca” Feat. Tha Joker, Lil’ Mal & Mac Mac
Izn’t Tha Joker tha dude on Nu$ie’s “Stupid” song? This looks good on tha ID. >>> Yea, sounds pretty good, too. Okay, I’m more interested in somethin’ like dis. Tha hook’s pretty rough—in a good way, ya dig?!? Definitely nice shit here!! You’re on tha 2nd verse? Sounds pretty good (as I just caught your name once tha verse started). Pretty consistent fa an anthem… Regardless if tha lyrics bore me or not, it’s jammin’. Tha 3rd verse’s keepin’ it consistent. “’Cause I’m livin’ what I’m spittin’;” hope so… My Rating: 4.2


14. “Leaving Girls, Seducing Hoes” Feat. Drake, Cliff Savage & Draino Corleone
SMH, Drake? >>> Sounds like some dickridin’ wit this sample on tha hook. What’s up wit tha 1st verse? Sounds like we’re back ta Pop again… Oh, it’s dat Savage dude dat’s featured; low interest. Tha 2nd verse sounds gross; fuck this! Tha 2nd ½ of it’s a lil’ betta… Endin’ wit tha 3rd verse, soundin’ aight… My Rating: 1.9


15. “Can’t Get Enough” Feat. Roscoe Dash & Nation
These false features are startin’ ta gross me out. >>> LOL, you quoted Drake? ROFL… Again, on a Pop/R&B/Rap level here… Tha 2nd verse sounds a lil’ betta here… Guess you recruited a good, real-featured artist? My Rating: 2.6


16. “My Bounce” Feat. Louisiana Ca$h & Mouse On Tha Track
Again…? >>> Aight… My Rating: 2.9


17. “I Won’t Let You Fall” Feat. Travis Porter
Shit no, again? >>> It almost sounds like you’re talkin’ to an imaginary feature wit sayin’, “and Lil’ Chrissa,” lol… You grew up wit imaginary friends? Just curious, ‘cause they’re appearin’ on this mixtape some how. Sorry but I can’t take dis serious! My Rating: 1.3


18. “Lay Wit You (Female Version)” Feat. A.M., Paige M & Armana
Bonuses already? >>> Why so quiet? I would say dat I’m interested ‘cause it’s ladies that sound good, not on dat gay, Auto-Tune-type shit! ROFL, “hickies on your neck;” this iz pretty crazy, lol. Tha hook’s real nice; good shit! I like how it sounds! And no, I don’t like tha 2nd verse; no A-Tune, please! It’s not sexy ta have A-Tune on your voice; it’s gross! My Rating: 2.7


19. “Make It Rain”
Yawn… >>> Off top, I’m not likin’ tha Wayne-soundin’ flow. Damn, only 1:05? Thank God… My Rating: 1.8


20. “Don’t iLook Gudd” Feat. Lil’ Dooney
I hate seein’ this title! >>> SMH, and this beat! Sounds like tha 2007 version, not tha 2009 version, so it’s a lil’ more funny than gross. Sounds like dis Dooney dude on tha 1st verse has some character in his voice; that’s a plus. It sounds like he’s keepin’ tha rhymin’ consistent. Even though I’m not interested in these lyrics, it’s somewhat catchy fa a song… I dunno how much I can tolerate tha voice (since there’s 1:29 left); maybe you have ta come in, Chrissa. LOL, I like your lil’ “it’s Lil’ Chrissa” entrance to tha verse, lol. Yucky mainstream shit goin’ on here… Glad it switched up ta you rappin’ but these lyrics are nothin’ great. My Rating: 3.1


21. “Ten Toes Down”
>>> SMH, tha 1st lyrics of tha song iz, “Waka Flocka money;” no homo @ quotin’ him, lol? Regardless, I’m likin’ dis intro and tha beat you chose. Not bad as far as what you spittin’… My Rating: 3.0


22. “Teach Me How To Jerk (Freestyle)” Feat. R Steezy
SMH, what a way ta end! >>> Even though tha rappin’ ain’t too bad, tha title really throws me off wit my interest. ROFL @ tha “Shawty Lo” quote; people still quote him, lol? I like tha alternatin’ between verses; pretty good, regardless of tha gay title. My Rating: 3.6


Overall: A lil’ bit of an improvement from tha previous reviewz… Not quite tha minimum of what I’d be satisfied; I heard better on tha 1st review I did for you.


Rankings:

22. “I Won’t Let You Fall” Feat. Travis Porter 1.3
21. “Make It Rain” 1.8
20. “Leaving Girls, Seducing Hoes” Feat. Drake, Cliff Savage & Draino Corleone 1.9
19. “On My Way” Feat. Lil’ Doom 2.4
18. “Lay Wit You” Feat. Lil’ Doom 2.6
17. “Can’t Get Enough” Feat. Roscoe Dash & Nation 2.6
16. “Lay Wit You (Female Version)” Feat. A.M., Paige M & Armana 2.7
15. “Girlfriend For Tonight” Feat. Lil’ Doom & Duff Duff 2.7
14. “Freak Wit You” 2.8
13. “My Bounce” Feat. Louisiana Ca$h & Mouse On Tha Track 2.9
12. “Ten Toes Down” 3.0
11. “Don’t iLook Gudd” Feat. Lil’ Dooney 3.1
10. “Mo Money” Feat. Draino Corleone & Young Horhey 3.2
09. “Work” 3.4
08. “Outer Space Flow” Feat. R Steezy 3.5
07. “Teach Me How To Jerk (Freestyle)” Feat. R Steezy 3.6
06. “No Competition” Feat. Souljah Jay 3.6
05. “Haterz Gettin’ Mad” Feat. R Steezy & Lil’ Doom 3.7
04. “iSpend” Feat. Lil’ Doom, R Steezy & Mr. CG 3.7
03. “Rubbin’ On My Head” Feat. Mouse On Tha Track 3.8
02. “Fed Up” 3.8
01. “Hood Nicca” Feat. Tha Joker, Lil’ Mal & Mac Mac 4.2


Average CD Rating Review:

Total Score: 66.3
Total Songs: / 20
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Average CD Rating: 3.0